Grand Demotivational Poster
GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his
THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.
GRAND THEFT -
AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.
GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.
WHEN I WAS YOUNG -
WHAT THE - Hell did you just say?
GRANDMA - Even she's down wid it
I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend
UNCOOL - partying with grandma & friends and getting grandma puking drunk
GRANNY - She might be getting a lttle deaf But she will still kick your a*s at Call of Duty
EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?
GRANDPA HAS IT DOWN - He can act like a college kid and if he gets caught he just fakes dementia.
HEALING TOUCH -
I'M CALLING GRANDMA - Hello Grandma, Mommy won't let me have cookies, can I come to your house?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!
THE GOOD OLD DAYS -
google and grandma -
GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View
RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.
MAKE UP - Even pretty girls aren't perfect.
INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.
GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.
BETTER LISTEN NEXT TIME -
GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...
NO GRANDMA NO - I will not eat your candy !
ENGLISH FIRST -
MEANWHILE, IN IOWA -
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!! - Spray!!
GRANDMA - She Is Tired Of Listening To Your Pussy-Ass Highschool "Tween"-Drama Bullshit!
GRANDMA - Come on, she loves you
Old Days -
MONKEY WISDOM -
KNEEL - before Zod
OH NO YOU DIDN'T GRANDPA ! - How many times do I have to tell you, Grandpa you are not Sean Connery
IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.
GRANDMA - AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS SHE FOUND A NEW JOB. STRIKE FORCES SPOTTER.
"WHITE GRANDMOTHER" - If it is NOT about "race" then WHY NOT "My Grandmother" ???
GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.
GRANDMA - even she's a stoner deleted deleted
TATTOOING GRANDMA -
there you have it -
DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.
AND THIS... -
DEMI Lovato -
SHORT VACATIONS -
HOW GRANDMA GOT HER GROOVE BACK -
GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.
SENILITY - Your kids will finally care enough to call...
ITS AN APHGAN - Bitch!
THANKS GRAMMY -
GRANDMAS HOUSE -
SHATTERED - Much like your innocence after walking in on your parents having sex.
CURSED! - Because Grandma never really liked the GUIDO
GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.
TYPICAL FAMILY DINNER - MOMMZ is just nattering, babbling away.. While dad just startes me down with those cold dead eyez
CANYON DIVING - Not the most popular attraction at the Grand Canyon
THAT'S NOT A GUY? - Man, it's really hard to tell these days...
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -
HI THERE! - How you doing?
Memorial Day -
DUTY CALLS -
For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -
In the Future -
GRANDMA - Digging up your family history one corpse at a time.
Bountiful harvest -
A WORLD APART -
POSTCARD FROM MY GRANDMA - They called her "Sideshow Sadie"
CUBBYBEARS GRANDPA -
MESSIN WITH GRAMMA -
RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN -
APPARITION - Also known as your Grandma stopping over to say hi to you from the other side.
DEATH PANEL -
SPECIAL HOME - After the incident, we had to send grandpa away.
GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line
THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one)
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.
NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it
CUBBY BEAR - Grandson of Greybeard
FISHING - some do it differently than others
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