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GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his




THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


WHEN I WAS YOUNG -


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678


WHAT THE - Hell did you just say?




GRANDMA - Even she's down wid it


TAGS: juggalo icp grandma
Rating: 1.73/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 11, 2010, 2:35 am
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist...
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
Fucking Magnets How Do they Work ??


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


UNCOOL - partying with grandma & friends and getting grandma puking drunk




GRANNY - She might be getting a lttle deaf But she will still kick your a*s at Call of Duty




EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?




GRANDPA HAS IT DOWN - He can act like a college kid and if he gets caught he just fakes dementia.


TAGS: grandpa has it down dimentia
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - April 27, 2012, 8:51 am
lol...dude, he looks like crazy frog


HEALING TOUCH -


TAGS: tree huggers to respect women proud parents ain t life grand
Rating: 3.48/5

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shyoru - May 2, 2011, 9:03 pm
lol, i know this tree, in fact i've climbed to the top, its in calafornia.


I'M CALLING GRANDMA - Hello Grandma, Mommy won't let me have cookies, can I come to your house?


TAGS: grandma
Rating: 3.18/5

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Master - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
Hello, grandma? This is Chuckie...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!




THE GOOD OLD DAYS -


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L


google and grandma -


TAGS: grandma google
Rating: 4.72/5

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Silverheart - October 10, 2015, 9:06 pm

Wait wait wait... there's sausage in creampie? Not sure is disgusting, or even more tempting.
GaryO - October 10, 2015, 8:27 pm
Knew it, 67 in April. Pfft, 'Grey Beard'....mine's white. 'n don't you ferget it, sunny. Now, where's that....zzzzz
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:52 pm

i'm a pup compared to you grandpa...lol
GaryO - October 9, 2015, 4:31 pm
Didn't mean the age of 49. Meant born in 1949...still older?
Reality Lord - October 7, 2015, 2:15 pm

....sigh...older
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 9:30 pm
I'm a 49er. You?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2015, 2:12 pm

Wait....i thought i was the old one?
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 1:08 am
RL rocks. I roll, sorta. So we jive, and are brothers of the faith. Other than that, I'm old, he's young...ish.
Bandit5906 - October 5, 2015, 4:33 pm
Is there any way RL and GaryO are not the same person? 5L


GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View


TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.


RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.


TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am
oh like cross country


ELDERS -


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
It's the last thing you expect. Lol


MAKE UP - Even pretty girls aren't perfect.




INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.


TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.


TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph


BETTER LISTEN NEXT TIME -


TAGS: armed conflict calendar shot grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am
SEEMS BRO,U'R PISSED, AND U HAVEN'T PAYED ATTENTION THAT GRANDMOTHER STAYS IN HOME. IN DEED GRANDSONS ACT WRONG, ON THE CONTRARY IF U LEARNED IT 2DAY, MEANS THAT U DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU FIGHT. SO PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, AND HAVE A DIA'LOGUE.


GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...


TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am
Damn, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm
A love for real, not fade away...


NO GRANDMA NO - I will not eat your candy !


TAGS: no grandma not eat candy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I think she is getting ready for a rave or possibly, The Burning Man...
dslohand - June 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Horiz. stripes just dont work here. maybe the Saran wrap look? whew, 5 big chokes
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:49 am
I will never look at edible underwear the same
MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 4:04 am
The saddest part is that she really is someones grandma! THE HORROR!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:38 pm

The bottles in the background tell a sad story. Nonetheless, someone hand me a cigar. I have the overpowering urge to burn out my eyes.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:15 am
DANG
pickleviper - June 9, 2012, 7:39 am
Grooooooooooooooossss!!!


ENGLISH FIRST -


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


JOURNEY -


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Incredible
Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.


MEANWHILE, IN IOWA -




TESTING -


TAGS: isn t love grand
Rating: 4.19/5

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BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:13 am
Thanks Face.
Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 4:21 pm
FUKCING AMSOME!!! Good shit Bone! 5 Curly hairs for you


I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!! - Spray!!


TAGS: pound of grandma s nut butter
Rating: 3.29/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:06 am
I hate this cow-women trend.... xx


GRANDMA - She Is Tired Of Listening To Your Pussy-Ass Highschool "Tween"-Drama Bullshit!




GRANDMA - Come on, she loves you


TAGS: old grandma love
Rating: 1.71/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:34 pm
But we don't love her
Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:21 pm
Grandma is dead now, but I remember that she used to smoke her Camel unfiltered cigarettes down to an inch, light the next one and turn to me with those droopy eyes and say "How much longer do I have to wait to get a gin and tonic around here?" Goodolegrm


Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


ADDICTION -


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


MONKEY WISDOM -




KNEEL - before Zod




OH NO YOU DIDN'T GRANDPA ! - How many times do I have to tell you, Grandpa you are not Sean Connery


TAGS: grandpa sean connery you not
Rating: 4.25/5

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Tarapin - June 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
OMG! Some things cannot be un-seen! Eye bleach, I need eye bleach, quickly!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 7:45 am

rerun starring in the remake of Zardoz.


EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: steven tyler aerosmith grandma
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - March 28, 2010, 12:34 am
I'm thinking more Keith Richards


IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.


TAGS: trust me folks im a a genius and i have 4 degrees i designed the sears tower i make two grand an hour and im an 8 foot tall hermaphrodite
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:56 am
You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Brilliant.
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is soooo relevant. 5


GRANDMA - AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS SHE FOUND A NEW JOB. STRIKE FORCES SPOTTER.




"WHITE GRANDMOTHER" - If it is NOT about "race" then WHY NOT "My Grandmother" ???


TAGS: white grandmother
Rating: 2.73/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:44 am
Yeah cause the dick is half white. Black man my ass.
pro - October 24, 2008, 1:09 am
Because, logically, he has a black and a white grandmother. At least he doesn't call her pigmentally challenged.


GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.




GRANDMA - even she's a stoner deleted deleted


TAGS: grandma
Rating: 2.25/5

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SERENITY -




TATTOOING GRANDMA -




there you have it -


TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!


DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.




AND THIS... -


TAGS: put put put you go grandma
Rating: 3.6/5

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BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
we aim to please
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
LMAO 5 poodles!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
Then you'll find this one fun too AK


DEMI Lovato -




SHORT VACATIONS -




HOW GRANDMA GOT HER GROOVE BACK -


TAGS: groove grandma
Rating: 3/5

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CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Looks like she just got lei'd *snerk*


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

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Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?


SENILITY - Your kids will finally care enough to call...


TAGS: grandpa
Rating: 1.75/5

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ITS AN APHGAN - Bitch!


TAGS: grandma is pissed
Rating: 1.5/5

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Derek - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
An afghan cookie?


SUSPENDERS -




THANKS GRAMMY -


TAGS: grandmothers basement challenge ice
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:51 pm
Ha! 5 purple hearts, Iceman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:19 am
That you know of.....
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:15 am
Obviously that syphilis has got to your brain. I told you before I don't have a sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:13 am
And her mouth is closed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:12 am
I thought it was your sister, but of course....she's too busy on her street corner.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:07 am
No, you were confused because you couldn't figure out where I got that pic of your grandmother.
culos - October 8, 2010, 11:06 am
Is it just me or does granny look like Anne Frank?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:50 am
ICEMAN made this?....I was confused because it isn't a jokefake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:44 am
holy shiot ice, i didn't think you knew how to make a funny. 5L ice
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 2:58 am
LOL!


GRANDMAS HOUSE -


TAGS: grandma cousin house friend
Rating: 4.73/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 10, 2012, 10:56 pm
Hallmark worthy!


SHATTERED - Much like your innocence after walking in on your parents having sex.


TAGS: and your grandma was video taping it all
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:51 pm
As a child, I learned that it takes cracker-jack timing to walk in on them... dad always finished quickly. 5L


CURSED! - Because Grandma never really liked the GUIDO




GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.




TYPICAL FAMILY DINNER - MOMMZ is just nattering, babbling away.. While dad just startes me down with those cold dead eyez




CANYON DIVING - Not the most popular attraction at the Grand Canyon




THAT'S NOT A GUY? - Man, it's really hard to tell these days...


TAGS: grandma picture reflection
Rating: 1.85/5


GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces


HI THERE! - How you doing?




Memorial Day -




DUTY CALLS -


TAGS: grandpa wizzard tricks
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 10, 2013, 7:51 pm
You guys are funny...
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 7:03 pm
OK, but did Pratchett ever use two Z’s when he wrote about wizards? Hm? Hmmmm???! Dog, it’s been months I’ve wanted to zzap Greeny (revenge) with, something… s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g…….he’s such a phooking great maker of posters…like, like…a-a-a-a…poster wizard
spacedog - February 10, 2013, 5:40 pm
All the great wizzards no those tricks(5L). @Gary, I think it's a Terry Pratchett reference.
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 10:39 am
He-y-y-y-y, if I-I-I-I’m not mistaken, I just may have actually caught Greeny in a weak moment….’wizzzzzzzzzard’ ROTFWMAAKMF! (rolling on the floor waving my arms and kicking my feet) FINALLY! The snowball from the freezer….BRUHUHAHAHAHA, 5L/FAV’D
rerun - February 10, 2013, 9:52 am

BTW - This is how I look before I have breakfast


Family -


TAGS: family grandpa death sad cherish
Rating: 5/5

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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:27 am
World*
Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:22 am
Thanks for the votes folks, it means the wold :)


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TAGS: little big man grandfather die
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - August 23, 2014, 3:07 pm
"Little Big Man"


For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -


TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy


In the Future -


TAGS: grand theft auto children zero tolerance police chase
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Photoshop.
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:46 am
I just wonder what the real story is behind the picture……...
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:51 pm
Good'n here


SURPRISE -




Grandma -


TAGS: grandma
Rating: 5/5
chickenlittle - November 10, 2013, 9:43 am
My icon didn't show up for some reason here, shows me as a guest


FORESIGHT -




GRANDCHILDREN -




GRANDMA - Digging up your family history one corpse at a time.




Disturbing -


TAGS: boy grandfather ogling same women
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 7:07 pm
lol!
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:18 pm
Shame on you crotchety...you're supposed to be a 5L role model!


HOLOCAUSTIC -


TAGS: denial holocaust pain grandpa lied
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:38 am
It wasn't the best strip club... I mean, it WAS in France.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
That's a strange name for a hooker?!?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
I guess it's from not having a girlfriend right now!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Plenty more where that came from... but right now, the muse is upon me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:32 am
You couldn't save this for holocaust day...5L


Excuses -


TAGS: my grandma is a true badass
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
Delightful! 5L Moti.
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:38 am
5 crunches...


Bountiful harvest -


TAGS: harvest preserves home made traditions grandmas family store bought
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:15 am
Yep, lots of folk lore knowledge being "fed" among all my Ukrainian kin too! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:45 pm
hahaha! 5ounds like something my maternal grandmother did knee. Something like, "This sauce had been handed from generation to generation. Tonight we cook it, because it's getting old."


COME-UPPANCE -


TAGS: grandma sweet foosball winner
Rating: 4.58/5

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Bovee - July 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
This kid is just waiting to scream "eat it grandma"
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:09 am
Don't forget the 3000 piece puzzle of a jelly-bean filled mason jar.
spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:02 am
Like drinking gin, smoking cigarettes and playing scrabble. All at once.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:58 pm
I bet she kicks a$$ at beer pong.


A WORLD APART -




POSTCARD FROM MY GRANDMA - They called her "Sideshow Sadie"




XENOPHOBIA -


TAGS: aprchallenge worst fear granddad was protested too
Rating: 4.18/5

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PhoenixBennu - August 19, 2011, 9:14 pm
Illegal immigrants should be deported. Let them come in legally, and let us make the process easier and quicker. As for time frame in who came in first being more important, its not. Technically I didnt come from anywhere but here. I didnt immigrate.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:24 am
The only people that need to get out are the ones who came here (legally or illegally) and complain about this country. Need to leave... now, and go back to the country that was so wonderful, that you fled it.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:23 am
Ain't it a beautiful thing? Everyone who is proud to be american isn't even native american.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:56 am
By this logic, Native Americans should be allowed to expell EVERY white, black and Mexican (and assorted others)in the US.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:54 am
This shit makes me sick.....Almost EVERY American comes from Immigrant stock, Just because someones parents did it a hundred years ago instead of more recently, Doesn't make them less American. Or Canadian or whatever.


CUBBYBEARS GRANDPA -


TAGS: cubbybear grandpa chair motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.16/5

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Cubbybear - February 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
5/5 ol' master of MotiFakes


MESSIN WITH GRAMMA -




RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN -


TAGS: rules grand mother pubic hair
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:07 pm
man, didn't even see the pubes on the floor till I read the other comment. Thanks, I'ma gonna go puke now. :)
RONSART - September 4, 2009, 1:01 pm
THIS IS THE ONE TO VOTE ON...sorry again for mix-ups...and com’ on...this is funny.


MEMORIES -




APPARITION - Also known as your Grandma stopping over to say hi to you from the other side.


TAGS: grandma what are you doing here
Rating: 3.21/5

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Preacher Man - April 30, 2010, 12:36 am
Gotta love the pic. The Brown Lady of Raynham Hall, a ghost photo that has defied all efforts to debunk it for over 70 years.


DEATH PANEL -


TAGS: death panel grandpa
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 8:58 am
That's what they want you to think db...btw, when you had swine flu your name came up. I told them you were a Motifaker - that is the ONLY reason they gave you a pass! Okay, that and the fact that you're cute...and Lewis Black went to bat for you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:31 am
I take it back. I didn't know "death panel" was an actual thing. You poor Americans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:29 am
Your healthcare system....other countries DO have internet access LOL. Silly American.
LOL - August 17, 2009, 2:25 am
Like people aren't already dieing in our health care system.
Derek - August 14, 2009, 12:40 am
The "Death Panel" = the people who have to say "Sorry, but there is only so much money to go around".


SPECIAL HOME - After the incident, we had to send grandpa away.




GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line




THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one)


TAGS: bugatti veyron roadster grand sport rnr
Rating: 2.38/5

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zerojustice - September 8, 2008, 5:39 pm
kick ass


GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.


TAGS: grand theft auto iv
Rating: 2.27/5

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xxx - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
im happy that there is at least 1 guy, who likes buying a crap....


NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it




CUBBY BEAR - Grandson of Greybeard


TAGS: cubby greybeard grandson
Rating: 2.14/5

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Swampfox - November 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
Where do you think Cubby's come from?
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 10:20 am
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?


FISHING - some do it differently than others


TAGS: fishing animals grandma common
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:44 am
Profound.


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